I came across this quest on my warlock, Voidgazer. It presents a great question. “How can [the Dark Iron] sleep without pillows?” Not very well, which is why I was tasked with stealing their pillows. I was already in love with this quest just by reading this.
I found their dormitory and went about stealing their pillows. They weren’t too happy with me, but I wouldn’t be happy with someone stealing my pillows either.
Twenty or so minutes later, I was deeper in their territory working towards another goal when Chambermaid Pillaclencher yelled, “Thieves! Scallywags! Rapscallions! Come face me gigantic pillas!” What kind of man would I be if I didn’t face a woman’s gigantic pillas?
I saw her standing in the dormitory holding two, well, gigantic pillas… er, pillows. I don’t know how comfy they’d be given the fact that they don’t look very firm.
She went crazy with her pillows, defending her right to nap peacefully with pillows.
I defeated her, and where she fell, she dropped a huge, very comfortable looking pillow. I wanted to take a nap on it right then!
I knew after retrieving it that Evonice Sootsmoker would probably like to see it, so I set off to return to her.
Of course, she wanted it to herself. I don’t know what came over me. I should have kept it, because what could I want more than a gigantic pillow, big enough on which to fit my entire body?
She gave me Evonice’s Landin’ Pilla, a trinket that reduces fall speed. Nice, but not a huge, comfortable pilla. That’s too bad, because with Chambermaid Pillaclencher’s Pillow, I could have been the King of Naps!