Kor'kron 501st

I had this crazy dream that a new WoW expansion (not pandaland) came out, and there a was cool new mount from a dungeon! Devee and I usually like doing new content together, but this time, we wanted to do it separately because we only got one attempt per day. Let’s ignore the fact that the content should have been super challenging and impossible to solo. The dungeon was supposed to be in some  catacombs, but it looked more like the outdoor catacombs in Guild Wars.

Andy and I were doing the dungeon at the same time, so I ran there with him. He was playing on his DK, but then when we got to the entrance, the tunnel was too small for us to get in! Then he just turned into a bear and went inside, and I had to find another entrance.

I guess I should mention the gameplay a little. Even though it was a dream about WoW, it wasn’t from the perspective of playing at a computer. I was there, in first person-real life doing arcane explosion to get through the trash. Sometimes my perspective would switch to where I’d see buttons on my screen, but it was still kind of first person.

Anyway, I got inside and cleared through to the middle where there was a cafeteria rest area! There were a ton of people! I was all confused by these people in my instance, but I remembered to tell Devee about this cool little hub. Also, I was trying to stay away from French fries. Also, now were were inside a catacomb-cave (catacave).

While I was checking out the hotdog stand, I ran into someone from work. It turns out that the mount boss could be one of the random “teachers” from real life. He walked with me down to the boss room since I was headed there.

When we got there, another team was waiting to go, so I watched them fight my co-worker. My random boss showed up… and it was my 10th grade math teacher, Mrs. Ikegami! She asked for my daily boss/mount voucher, so I fumbled around looking for it. The voucher was actually a joker card in a pack of UNO. I had no idea why the WoW devs thought this was an OK thing to do.

Anyway, we started the fight! I was frustrated because I couldn’t cast spells because the pushback was too crazy! So I punched and punched and punched and punched! But I wasn’t good enough! I blacked out for a bit, and when I came to, I was at half health. I don’t know what happened.

There were more people that came to solo the boss, but I told them that it was pretty tough, and that we should party! One of them was hesitant because he wasn’t going for the mount but some funny parchment that always drops. I said he could “haz.”

When Mrs. Ikegami came back, she told me that I couldn’t fight because I lost my last attempt. I argued that it was an attempt, so I should get to try again!

I got to cast spells! I looked at my bars and saw that I was in Fire, but the display was like Tor. I only had one bar!! AMG!!! But we won so it was OK.

When we rolled, I got a 99, and I was all like “YAY! I won the mount!!” But the rolling system was weird! The first roll was to determine the order for the actual roll… if that makes sense. We were rolling to determine in what order we would roll. On the second round, I rolled a 38. Boo. But one of the other guys gave me the mount anyway, so I was super happy!!