There were rumors of a bovine invasion this weekend, but “Management” was quick to give notice to the Citizens of Sanctuary that the rumors were unfounded.

…while the idea of some sort of “cowpocalypse” (as one terrified farmer has taken to calling this) is udderly ridiculous, it is worth noting that one can never be too careful. And so, after consulting with our local Horadrim chapter, we have elected to issue an advisory… it is also recommended that you avoid entering any strange portals that may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence. This activity cud be potentially hazardous to your health and, in the opinion of this humble civil servant, is a veally bad idea in general.”

Debunking the Cowspiracy, Management, Diablo III Blog, 5/14/15.

After about an hour of searching, I found a Herald to the Queen. Moogle joined me, and we explored the portal together.

Leads to a place that does not exist. The Burning Hells are not responsible for events that transpire there. If you claim to have been to this place, you will be called a liar. Void where prohibited.

We defeated The Cow Queen, met the Ghost of the Cow King, and killed hordes of hellbent bovine.

…except that never happened because the place doesn’t exist, of course.

Also the music was excellent.